Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Look at the one who is being interviewed

In a job interview.

Bram : Look at the one who is being interviewed. He
is very confident in answering all the
questions. I think he has a job experience
before this.

Joni : Maybe you’re right. The way he appears and
he acts shows that he has a lot of job experience.
By the way, how is your feeling now?

Bram : To tell the truth, I’m very nervous and
worried that I will fail in this interview. You
see, I haven’t had a job experience at all.

Joni : So am I. Seeing a confident man like him
makes me down. I feel that my performance
is much worse than his.

Bram : Anyway, feeling pessimistic won’t help us now.
So, be optimistic!

Joni : Good idea!

Monday, February 6, 2012

Ready to guide the tourists around the island?

Bella : Morning, Betty.


Betty : Morning, Bella.


Bella : Ready to guide the tourists around the island?


Betty : Of course. Hey, why aren’t you wearing your guide
uniform?


Bella : I’m off today. By the way, how many tourists are
there in your bus?


Betty : There’re twenty five altogether.


Bella : Are there any tourists from Japan?


Betty : No, there aren’t any tourists from Japan.


Bella : Oh, very surprising. There’re usually a lot of tourists
from Japan.


Betty : Not in my bus. In Bayu’s bus, perhaps.


Bella : Is there a tourist from England?


Betty : Yes, one. And there’re some from Europe, five from
France and six from Germany.


Bella : But I expect that there’re some Australian tourists.


Betty : Yes, there are. Seven of them are from Australia.
There’re also three tourists from China and three
tourists from India.


Bella : Are there any tourists from Indonesia?


Betty : Of course not. I guide foreign tourists, remember?


Bella : Ups, sorry, I forgot. Okay Betty, have a nice tour.
Good luck!


Betty : Thanks Bella.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Hello, Randy’s speaking. Can I speak to Marni?

Randy : Hello, Randy’s speaking. Can I speak to Marni?


Marni : Yes, it’s me, Randy. Did you get home all right
last night?


Randy : Yes, thank you. I just want to apologize for the
incident last night.


Marni : Please don’t mention it. It doesn’t matter.


Randy : But I broke a decorating pitcher in your house.
It must be expensive.
Wasn’t your mother angry?


Marni : Forget it. You did it accidentally.


Randy : Yes, but …


Marni : Look. It’s nothing. I was a bit annoyed last night,
but I’m all right now. So, forget it.


Randy : Marni, let me buy another pitcher …


Marni : No, Randy. Listen to me, you did it accidentally.
I don’t want to hear about it anymore.


Randy : All right. I’m terribly sorry about that.


Marni : It’s all right.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Are you ready for the interview?

Alya has just graduated from her vocational school in
her town. Now she is having an interview to get a job in an
international company in Jakarta.


Alya : Good morning, sir. May I sit down?


Interviewer : Oh, yes. Please.


Alya : Thank you, sir.


Interviewer : Are you ready for the interview?


Alya : Yes, sir.


Interviewer : Good. Let’s start from your name. What’s
your full name?


Alya : My full name is Prialaya Mahardika Dewi.


Interviewer : And your first name?


Alya : My first name is Alya.


Interviewer : Where are you from, Alya?


Alya : I am from Purwokerto, Central Java, sir.


Interviewer : Where do you live in Jakarta.


Alya : I live with my uncle in Depok, not in Jakarta.


Interviewer : I see. What’s your uncle’s address?


Alya : Jalan Kelapa Dua number forty-five Depok.


Interviewer : Where and when were you born, Alya?


Alya : I was born in Purwokerto, on the twenty-eighth
of February nineteen ninety.


Interviewer : How many siblings do you have?


Alya : I have one brother and two sisters. I am the
second child in my family.


Interviewer : What are your parents?


Alya : My father is a teacher in Purwokerto and my
mother is a nurse, also in Purwokerto.


Interviewer : Does your uncle in Depok has a telephone?



Alya : Yes. His number is 021 5466 388.


Interviewer : What’s your phone number?


Alya : My number is 081 325 114 243.


Interviewer : What are your skills?


Alya : I can make programs on a computer and I have
a TOEIC Certificate. My score is 750.


Interviewer : Very good. Do you really want to work in this
company?


Alya : Yes, sir, I do.


Interviewer : OK, I have seen your application. Next week,
on Monday, September the eighth, please
come here again to see the announcement
whether you are accepted or not.


Alya : Thank you, sir. Can I leave now?


Interviewer : Yes, and please ask another applicant to come
in.


Alya : All right, sir. Good bye.


Interviewer : Good bye.

Friday, February 3, 2012

Looking for a house

Abdullah Zaky and Haritsa are a new couple. They have
just got married for about three months. They are looking
for a house. They are in a real estate agent now having a
conversation with an agent.
Agent : Good morning Mr. and Mrs. . . .?
Zaky : Zaky. Abdullah Zaky.
Agent : Right, Mr. and Mrs. Zaky. Welcome to Gebyar
Pesona Real Estate. I’m Fatih Hamzah. Can I help
you?
Zaky : Yes. We’ve just got married and are looking for a
house, a house which is not so big and not so small.
Ehm . . . medium, I mean.
Agent : Ah yes, you’re very lucky, Mr. and Mrs. Zaky. We
have what you want, a medium house. Here is the
picture.
Haritsa : It looks beautiful.
Agent : It does, Mrs. Zaky.
Haritsa : How many rooms does it have?
Agent : There are six rooms. One living room, one bathroom,
two bedrooms, one kitchen, and one garage.

Haritsa : Where’s the kitchen?
Agent : Well, here’s the kitchen.
Haritsa : Hmm . . . it’s very small.
Agent : Yes, it isn’t big. But there’s a cooker and a fridge.
There are some cupboards under the sink. The tiles
are square.
Haritsa : Are there any plates?
Agent : Yes, there are some circular and some oval plates
in the cupboard.
Zaky : Very good. What about the chairs? Are there any?
Agent : Yes, but they are in the living room, four wooden
chairs and one wooden table.
Haritsa : But there aren’t any glasses.
Agent : Yes, there are twelve in the cupboard. Conical
glasses.
Zaky : And . . . is there a television in the living room?
Agent : Yes, a big, colour television.
Zaky : What colour are the walls?
Agent : Blue outside and white inside.
Zaky : And what about the yard? I mean, how large is the
yard?
Agent : The front yard is large enough but the back yard is
not so large.
Zaky : And the garage?
Agent : The garage is enough for one car and one
motorcycle.
Zaky : What do you think, honey? Can we take this house?
Haritsa : I think it very good. We can take it.
Zaky : OK, Mr. Hamzah, before we take this house, may
I know how much it is?
Agent : It’s not expensive, Mr. Zaki, only seventy five
million rupiahs. You can pay by installments,
twenty five million as the down payment and ten
million a month within five months.
Zaky : I agree.
Agent : Very good, Mr. Zaky. And if you don’t mind, can I
know where you are from and what you are?
Zaky : I’m from Semarang and my wife is from Bandung.
I’m a businessman and she’s a dentist.
Agent : Thank you very much, Mr. Zaky. Would you please
fill in this form?
Zaky : All right.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

I’m sorry. I don’t think we’ve met

Talita : I’m sorry. I don’t think we’ve met. My name
is Talita Yuwono.


Rafael : Hi. I’m Rafael Romero. I’m a new member
in this gym. I’m pleased to meet you.


Talita : Pleased to meet you too. Have you met the
other members?


Rafael : Not yet. You are the first.


Talita : Come with me, then. I’ll introduce you to
them.


Rafael : Thanks. I appreciate that.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

How was your weekend, Lita?

Talita : Hi, Renata.


Renata : Hello, Lita. How’s everything?


Talita : Just fine, thanks, and how about you?


Renata : Good, thanks. How was your
weekend, Lita?


Talita : It was great. I went to Yogya. What
about you?


Renata : Not too bad. I just stayed at home, we
had a family gathering.

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

What are you doing here in the hospital?

Lusi : Good morning, sir.


Teacher : Good morning, Lusi. How are you?


Lusi : I’m very well, thank you.


Teacher : What are you doing here in the hospital?


Lusi : I am going to visit my neighbor. She has just
delivered a baby.


Teacher : I see. Are you alone?


Lusi : No, I’m with my Mom. There she comes. I’m
sorry, I have to go now. Good bye, sir.


Teacher : Good bye, Lusi. See you at school tomorrow.

Monday, January 30, 2012

How are you?

Mr. Iskandar : Good afternoon, Mr. Hermawan.
How are you?


Mr. Hermawan : Very well. Thank you. How are you?


Mr. Iskandar : I’m fine, too. How is your family?


Mr. Hermawan : They are fine. Thank you. How’s
business?


Mr. Iskandar : It’s going up this year. Thanks.


Mr. Hermawan : Glad to hear that. Oh, there comes


Mr. Bawono. Sorry, I have to see
him before the meeting. I’ll talk to
you later.


Mr. Hermawan : Sure. See you.

OK, so what do we need?

Todd : OK, so what do we
need?


Olivia : Let’s look at the
vegetables. We need
some potatoes.


Todd : How about tomatoes?
Do we need any
tomatoes?


Olivia : Yes we do. They’re on
the list.


Todd : Let’s go over there to the dairy section. We
need some butter.


Olivia : Do we have any milk?


Todd : Yes, we have some at home.


Olivia : We also need steaks for dinner tonight.


Todd : Yeah, some chickens for Saturday night. But
there is no chicken in our list. We still have in
the fridge.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Hey, Airien, you are driving too fast!

Airien and Adrian are going to a movie. It starts in a few
minutes, and Airien is driving the car.

Adrian : Hey, Airien, you are driving too fast!

Airien : Well, we are in a hurry. The movie starts
in a few minutes.

Adrian : Slow down, please!

Airien : Relax, I am a good driver.

Adrian : Good drivers don’t speed the way you
do.

Airien : Do not talk too much, do not worry, we
are OK.

Adrian : Yes, but I am warning you, someday a
cop is going to stop you.

Airien : OK, take it easy.

Suddenly there's a sirine sound ....

Adrian : Oopss, do you hear that?

Airien : Well...uh-hu.... What do you think of
that sound?

Adrian : What do I think? Come on Airien...that's
a police sirine, even a child knows!

Then, a police officer with his motorcycle gives a sign to Airien
and Adrian to stop.

Airien : Oh, my God. Now, he is going to put me
in a jail.

Police officer : Good afternoon, Miss. I believe that
you're driving too fast. May I see your
driving license, please?

Airien : Oh, yeah...I mean yes, certainly, Sir. All
right, here you are.
After a while ....

Police officer : Since you bring your driving license and
you're a student, I will just give you a
warn to drive more careful. But, I have
your name, address, and your car's
number. So, I'll be watching you, OK?
Be careful next time. Drive with more
responsible.

Airien : Yes, yes, I will remember, Sir. Thank you
very much.

Nice day, isn’t it?

Ramzi : Nice day, isn’t it?


Cika : Yes, it is. Nice weather we’re having.


Ramzi : Look! This is a fantastic sight!


Cika : Yes, I agree. I think it’s spectacular!


Ramzi : The weatherman says it’ll be sunny today.


Cika : Really? Let’s go camping then.


Ramzi : I’m sorry, I’d love to but I can’t. I have to finish
my geography project.



Cika : Oh, by the way, how was your vacation?


Ramzi : We had a great time. But during the trip. We had
a flat tire.


Cika : That’s terrible.


Ramzi : (bleep!) That’s my mobile phone. I’m afraid I
must go now. Have a good day


Cika : You too. See you!

Do you know where the first National Bank is, Madam?

Mr Kingsley is on a summer vacation in a town. He is trying to
get to the bank but he doesn’t know how. He is asking someone
for the information.


Mr Kingsley : Excuse me, do you know where the first
National Bank is, Madam?


Miss Hana : Yes. Just go straight down this road and
the bank is on your right, Sir!


Mr Kingsley : Thank you very much, Madam. By the
way, can you tell me how to get to the
subway station from the bank?


Miss Hana : Sure, you have to take the no. 12 bus and
get off in Burbank street. The subway
station is there.


Mr Kingsley : Are you sure? As far as I know the guide
book informs us that we have to take
the no. 14 bus.


Miss Hana : You’re right. I confused the no. 14 bus
with the no. 12 one.


Mr Kingsley : Thank you, Madam. Have a pleasant
day.


Miss Hana : You’re very welcome, Sir.

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